04/09: Day 1 M̶̵̶̵̶o̶̵̶v̶̵̶e̶̵̶ ̶̵̶i̶̵̶n̶̵̶!̶̵̶ I swear, people spend less time choosing a house than I spend thinking of an opening sentence for each new diary. But this one just happened — so here it goes: Lily and I are now fog dwellers. And this is my Book of Fog. …

Remember that ancient curse: ‘May you live in interesting times’? Well, times truly don’t get much more interesting than right now. Let’s face it: we’re currently living in a collective WTF mode. In the past two months we’ve gone through the spectrum of emotions typically reserved for main characters in…